Lore & Dysorder Quotes

“Maireann dóchas is gliodar. Translated into English it meant hope & happiness never die.”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“Tremble in fear as Pasphrfep the Pillager comes to feast on your souls.”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“The Devil never shows up on time for his own staff meetings, preferring instead to make everyone else stew and wait. Sometimes it’s a few minutes, sometimes a few weeks. It can get pretty ugly. Considering”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she said with a pouty innocence that, if had she been wearing a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, would have reduced some human males to blithering and drooling idiocy.”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“You steal from me and you will have made an enemy for eternity.”    “Oh, goodie. I hear my enemies have a club now, even have weekly meetings. Maybe you can join and learn the secret handshake.” The Crone was not amused and still was waving her flaming arm. “That’s not the handshake, but it’s surprisingly close. The middle finger needs to be extended more.”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“I didn’t do it,” said the demon, lowering his pitchfork even further. You”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“For a bunch of torturers and just plain evil folk, the keepers of the damned were a whiny bunch.”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“Even in Hell you need to cover your ass, so I had to go somewhere that was even worse than the hall of records. I had to go to Hell’s lawyers. Despite”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8

“No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any means electronic or mechanical, including recording, photocopying or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the copyright holder. And if it’s mystic means, Negral will be coming for you. And you don’t want that. This”
― Patrick Thomas, Lore & Dysorder: The Hell's Detective Mysteries: Mystic Investigators Book 8