Her Drag Barbarian Quotes

“Hello, El,” said Beau, and he gave me a smile that went straight to my stupid traitorous pussy. “I was just telling Adrian here that we had sex this afternoon and will have sex again after your date is over.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“I read the Wiki article,” he said. “I know I can make you come this time.” “Oh my god,” I said, annoyed. “Get away from me, Beau. Go practice on someone else’s pussy.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“Why do you think I can help you find a man?” I asked. “You look like the kind of person who knows a lot of delightfully repressed and horny down-low gay guys,” he said.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“Don’t pretend you’re not curious,” he said. “I know you’ve heard about my dick.” “Yeah, Beau,” I said. “They’re talking about your dick on the streets. It’s in the newspapers. I’m getting reports of your dick by passenger pigeon.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“Don’t lie,” he said. “You wish it was you between my legs.” “Yeah, I do,” I said. “Then I could punch you in the balls until you signed these goddamn papers.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian

“There are other dicks around!” I said earnestly. Liam just sighed again. “You don’t understand,” he said. “He’s like a stallion in bed, with the stamina of a goddamn god. He can fuck you all night.” “Think of the chafing,” I told Liam severely. “Don’t let him know you want it this badly.”
― Kate Raven, Her Drag Barbarian