The Theory of Everything Quotes

“I get scared because things are finite, and I don't want them to be finite with you.”
― J.J. Johnson, The Theory of Everything

“Me: Need to shop for a dress. Stenn asked me to prom.
The Momster: WTF!
Me: Mom? What do you think WTF means?
The Momster: Well That's Fantastic.”
― J.J. Johnson, The Theory of Everything

“That Yes, I know what you mean-that is the technical definition of Best Friend Forever.”
― J.J. Johnson, The Theory of Everything