This Little Piggy Quotes

“Upon being given this news, Tammi-Jo had drawn a handprint on a Post-it, spent a full minute considering where it should go, then had stuck it to the wall a good eighteen inches away from any of the other notes. Then, without a word of explanation, she’d peeled it off and stuck it back on upside-down.”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“Sadly, as he was currently doing fifty along the M8, the air guitar wasn’t an option.”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“While they’d waited for the solicitor to arrive, she’d fidgeted in her seat, clicked the top of her pen somewhere in the region of six hundred times, and drawn a small family of ducks at the top of a notebook page. And then, below that, the extended family.”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“The area was embracing gentrification, with new cafes, coffee shops, and even a vegan restaurant run by bearded men in checked shirts and leather waistcoats. Presumably fake ones.”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“If you were going to be the creepy old guy who cut open dead people for a living, he’d once told Heather, you might as well do it in style.”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“Ozzy asked, tilting his head back and peering at Heather and Tammi-Jo down his long, crooked nose. “Is this a Cagney & Lacey reboot? If”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy

“Ace continued. “Is this a punishment of some sort? Did you deliberately flaunt the rules again?”
― J.D. Kirk, This Little Piggy