How Not to Murder Your Ex Quotes

“She couldn’t see anyone, but as she didn’t have her glasses on this didn’t mean much. She had taken the wrong bottle in the shower yesterday and accidentally exfoliated her hair.”
― Katie Marsh, How Not to Murder Your Ex

“Her mind was as empty as her bank account. She might as well get a T-shirt saying PRIME SUSPECT.”
― Katie Marsh, How Not to Murder Your Ex

“Here, with her dead husband’s body at her feet. Clio had thought that slipping a disc while doing up her bra would go down in history as her worst birthday ever, but it appeared that life always had new treats in store.”
― Katie Marsh, How Not to Murder Your Ex