How My Gas Made Me Famous Quotes

“Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp brown hair flicked in my face as she turned to make herself more comfortable. I didn’t mind. I wouldn’t admit this to ANYONE, but I think she’s not quite as weird as the rest of the girls.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It was weird. It was like there were two different people inside her brain.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“Mr Warty’s face swelled up like a puffer fish—all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes.”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous

“It was massive. A blurting, busting, backfire! A flabbergasting, fire-breathing, flub-explosion! A propelling, paint-stripping, prison-break!”
― Ferguson Fartworthy, How My Gas Made Me Famous