The Devil Made Me Brew It Quotes

“Every day is a gift, Violet. Find the joy in this one. Do that every day, one after the other, and your entire life will be filled with beautiful blessings.”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“Control is an illusion peddled by a capitalist society that does everything in its power to convince you you’re losing it, just so it can sell you something to convince you you’ll get it back.”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“It’s a strange thing to be surrounded by people, yet feel so desperately alone, you wonder if you might literally disappear. Or worse—if you already have.”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“The safe choice is the boring choice, Violet. Write that down. Preferably not on a wet napkin.”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“Wow. I really did it. I summoned the Devil last night. And now he’s here, half-naked on my couch. Petting my cat, which is sadly not a euphemism.”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“Hey girl! This is your vagina speaking, what is UP? Sorry I’ve been out of touch for the past twelve to thirteen months… I was off looking into early retirement options—I mean, after the whole Brandt debacle, I really thought we were closing down for good this time. But then along comes Mr. Hot, Broody, and British, going at that sandwich like tonguing is an Olympic event, and hell-oooo! I’m baaaack! Pretty sure I speak for both of us when I say it’s high time we climb aboard that D-train and ride it all the way to Pound Town, round-trip on the daily and twice on Sundays, let’s gooo!”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It

“(yes, pineapple absolutely does belong on a pizza, I shall die on this hill, and this particular pie is doing the goddess’ work in redeeming the town of Pumpkinville as a quality establishment in my eyes).”
― Sarah Piper, The Devil Made Me Brew It