Pucking Sweet Quotes

“I opened my underwear drawer this morning and got a nice little jump scare. Our dick pic. He printed it out and framed it like a total fucking lunatic.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“You’re not ready to tell Poppy you love her, and that’s fine,” he calls after me. “You’re not ready to tell me either, and that’s also fine. God knows you’re not ready for a big happily ever after with commitment, and babies, and that chocolate lava cake in Aruba! But I’m gonna get you ready because I’m an insufferable fucking asshole who’s too Leo to function, and I love you, Lukas Novikov!”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Who’s going to hold me back from cunt-punching Olivia when she says my dress looks unflattering on my body type?”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Yep, your precious little Poppy Girl is riding two dicks at once!”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“If you don’t mind, Mark, I’m gonna go ahead and speak, and I’d like for you to listen. And if I cry, please know it’s not because I’m too weak or too emotional to be a working professional capable of running your PR department. It’s just that crying is a stress response to the amount of anger currently coursing through my body.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“The second we get our dicks in you, our sweet little glass of peach iced tea turns into a straight shot of whiskey.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Any time of the day or night. You need kissing? You come to me. Understand?”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Go on, Poppy. Make my fucking night. Tell me I’m wrong.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Queer people exist. They fall in love, and get married, and have families, and live perfectly well-adjusted lives.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Moments. That’s all I get with Poppy St. James. These little moments that are nothing. But to me, they’re everything.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“But the universe clearly understands the concept of give and take. It took something precious from me, and now it’s giving me this chance.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“you deserve to be worshipped, body and fucking soul.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Yeah, the kind of fun that gets you fingered on a yacht and pregnant.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Poppy: "I DO need something. I need to know where you find the king-sized audacity."
Sanford: "He buys it in bulk at Costco.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Nothing is ever private anymore.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“She loves you, Nov.” “I know. Fuck me if I know why.” He glances my way. “Do you think I can get her to stop?”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“And while this is charming to watch. Clearly, you both know something I don’t. One of you better fill me in before I walk off the edge of the pier and get eaten by a manatee.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“I was feeling so overwhelmed, I shoved the phone in Cole’s face, demanding that he talk to her before I set the house on fire. He’s been dealing with her ever since. I don’t care what goes in the house, I just want it done.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“I don’t think she knows how beautiful she looks like this, how powerful, how desirable. I feel like I’m holding onto a beam of pure fucking sunlight. Her attention is life-giving. It’s restoring. With her, I am remade.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“I think I’m gonna scream, then cry, then eat a pint of Neapolitan ice cream.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“So long as he keeps not touching me, I get to feel this exquisite squirming, aching, bleeding kind of pain of desperation that is really pairing well with my crippling doubt and self-loathing.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“But know this, Lukas: You stick your pretzel in”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet

“Her smile brightens again, and I add something else to my running list of facts about Poppy: lights up when praised.”
― Emily Rath, Pucking Sweet