Spying in High Heels Quotes

“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“The woman had the IQ of a squash.”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe.”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me?  Why, oh why me?  I’m a new millennium girl.  I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed.”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“who's pregnant?”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels

“into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about”
― Gemma Halliday, Spying in High Heels