Bro and the Beast 5 Quotes

“I reach out to grab his tie, yanking him toward me with force that surprises me as much as him. "You are getting a vasectomy as soon as this is over," I say through gritted teeth that feel sharper than usual. "Capeesh? And if that doesn't work, you're getting a knot-ectomy." Raul grimaces as the tie constricts around his neck. "I'm not sure that's a thing, love.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Before she steps through, she stops and looks back over her shoulder, and I'm surprised to see tears in her eyes. Would you look at that? There's some in mine, too. Some bitch has gotta be cutting onions in these woods. Major problem this time of year, wannabe Emeril Lagassés just creeping through the woods like Bigfoot. Raul really needs to look into that.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“I need to hurry up and let Raul knock me up again so I at least have pregnancy hormones as an excuse for turning into a world-class sap myself.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“But considering she's eager to get back to the boring world, where only garlic bread has knots and eyes usually only sparkle when you're chopping onions...”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Welcome to the world, little bros," I murmur. "It's gonna be one hell of an adventure." ... "Being a bro is a state of mind," I say. "And she's got it. I can tell just by looking at her.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“By the time I finish making two cups the way Raul and I both like it, I can hear Lenore and Trent have resumed their bickering. Guess it's their version of foreplay or something.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Been a while since you did that," Brad remarks without looking up. "Since I did what?" I ask, walking over to join him. "Stared at me like a complete weirdo." I chuckle, sitting next to him on the bed again. "Oh, I do that every morning. I've just gotten good at making sure I stop before you wake up.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Then think about strangling me, if that helps you focus," he says in an infuriatingly patient tone. Actually, it kind of does.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Focus on my voice." "Your voice is just making me want to strangle you," I warn him.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Maybe I shouldn't have given Keith so much shit about that time he got wasted and swears up and down he astral projected to space and got probed by a sexy Martian.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Alpha Raul, if you wouldn't mind keeping your mate under control." "I wouldn't mind," Raul retorts in a dry tone. "If you have a means of doing so, I'm all ears.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“And here I thought I was going to be the one to lose it. Can't take him anywhere.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Take care of this idiot, okay? He's your responsibility now, like a baby bird with acid reflux and mommy issues. And don't let him drink Fireball, he'll puke all over your sofa.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Before she steps through, she stops and looks back over her shoulder, and I'm surprised to see tears in her eyes. Would you look at that? There's some in mine, too. Some bitch has gotta be cutting onions in these woods.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Being a bro is a state of mind," I say. "And she's got it. I can tell just by looking at her.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Thank you," he whispers. "For loving me. For giving me this gift.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“A sob catches in my throat as I realize the truth. This is what I've been searching for my whole life without even knowing it. Unconditional love, purpose, meaning—all wrapped up in two fragile new lives, with Raul's strong arms holding us together.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Raul demands as the others stand around, looking confused and helpless. Apparently, nothing freaks out a room full of alphas and betas like an omega going into labor.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5