Just Stab Me Now Quotes

“I had such a beautiful evening planned. Candlelight, dancing, maybe a few flirtatious threats. And what do I get? Grand Theft Equine.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“Caroline Lindley,’ said Robin, not bothering to open his eyes, ‘you are talking to a character you made up in your own head. If there are terrible euphemisms going on, you only have yourself to blame.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“this wasn’t how the masquerade was supposed to go.’ Rosamund shortened Scout’s reins and scowled down at her. ‘What, was I supposed to be stupider?’ ‘Frankly, yes.’ ‘I’m not sorry.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“It was for the mission, he told himself firmly. If she caught a chill, then she was going to be unbearable at best and dead at worst. He needed her alive. And capable of diplomacy.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“this wasn’t how the masquerade was supposed to go.’ Rosamund shortened Scout’s reins and scowled down at her. ‘What, was I supposed to be stupider?’ ‘Frankly, yes.’ ‘I’m not sorry.’ ‘Wouldn’t have expected you to be.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“Indeed, Rosamund’s author seemed to have a talent for ignoring things that didn’t fit in with her bizarre and often clichéd plans.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“This was the problem with using previously conceived characters in a new book. You sometimes forgot important details about them. Like their wives, with whom they had a superbly adventurous courtship and an action-packed marriage, most likely in more ways than one. Caroline watched in despair as the last chance of a love triangle disappeared over the horizon—probably sailing off in the trading ship she’d just remembered Elinor owned—and tried not to sigh.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“This was the problem with using previously conceived characters in a new book. You sometimes forgot important details about them. Like their wives,”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“I had such a beautiful evening planned. Candlelight, dancing, maybe a few flirtatious threats. And what do I get? Grand Theft Equine.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“But if we don’t have peace, we shall have you.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“Just make sure he’s the sort of man who’s not too good to do the dishes.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now