Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo Quotes

“Out of desperation, I formed Stupid Plan Version 2.0”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Annabeth's anger was scarier than most monsters, but don't tell her I said that.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“On a good day, he could make plants grow and tangle his enemies. On a bad day, he could only remember Justin Bieber songs, which didn’t do anything except give me a headache.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Percy Jackson, why are you hanging from a Times Square billboard without your pants on, about to fall to your death?”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“We’ve got to get the Celedon back to Apollo,” I said. “Yeah,” Grover agreed. “But, uh…maybe put your pants on first?”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“We’d love to, really, but you know, we’d probably explode or something if we heard your godly music at full volume.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“All I wanted to do was lie there on the roof and enjoy the feeling of not being dead.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Annabeth’s anger was way scarier than most monsters, but don’t tell her I said that.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“It’s a trick, Seaweed Brain! You’ve got to trick her back or you’ll die. And if you die, I’ll never forgive you!”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“And that’s how I ended up hanging from a billboard over Times Square without my pants. To answer your next question: Boxers. Plain blue boxers. No smiley faces. No hearts. Laugh all you want. They’re more comfortable than briefs.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“doing naturey stuff like dancing with the local tree nymphs and serenading the squirrels. Grover’s a satyr. That’s his idea of fun.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO ASK. Percy Jackson, why are you hanging from a Times Square billboard without your pants on, about to fall to your death? Good question. You can blame Apollo, god of music, archery, and poetry—also the god of making me do stupid quests.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“He gets a little distracted in the springtime when he's searching the skies for cute lady pegasi.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“But, uh…maybe put your pants on first?”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“New York, New York.” I really hate that song. I don’t know anybody who’s actually from New York who doesn’t hate that song,”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Their sleeveless gowns were made from enough gilded fabric to finance a bailout.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Pin the Tail on the Human?”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“To be completely honest, I didn’t feel so great. I had molten wax oozing out of my ears. I’d been charbroiled medium rare. My face felt like it had just been rammed into a brick wall…because it had. I had the coppery taste of blood in my mouth, and I was really starting to hate music. And quails.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Grover pulled a blindfold out of his pocket and suggested Pin the Tail on the Human, which made me kind of nervous since I was the only human.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

“Since she is a dryad, Juniper’s life source is tied to a juniper bush back on Long Island, but Grover explained that she can take short trips away from home as long as she keeps a handful of fresh juniper berries in her pockets. I didn’t want to ask what would happen if the berries got accidentally smashed.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo