Never Ever Getting Back Together Quotes

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― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I would only have eyes for you.’ He turns to me and grins. ‘You are such a bullshitter!’ I laugh.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“un chat échaudé craint l'eau froide, which translates rather clumsily as, ‘a scalded cat fears cold water’. Jamie may be perfectly safe now, but he scalded me pretty badly and I’m not going to be dipping my toes in the water with him any time soon, if ever.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“He isn’t. We’re just friends.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“If a man is being mysterious and complex, it’s because he’s trying to hide something breathtakingly simple”.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“It’s deep and rich, and the sound of it stirs something in the pit of my stomach.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I know you expected it to be the start of an amazing romance because you were already in love with him, but the important point here is that he didn’t know that. So, it wouldn’t be totally unreasonable for him to think it was just a casual thing like he described.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“Have you seen the penis substitute parked out on the road?’ he asks as he strides into the kitchen and kisses Alice. ‘Someone is definitely compensating for something.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“Will you actually call this time, or will you just text to say you’ve changed your mind about helping?”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I thought I was safe. I thought it was the start of something good. You fucking broke me, Jamie, and I’ve hated you ever since. Do you understand?”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“The thing in the bathroom at Elodie’s party though, that wasn’t serious. I mean, you knew that, right?’ He’s got to be kidding me.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I should have been a bit more forceful with the door the last time I saw him. It would have been nice to leave a permanent reminder of me.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“The universe has obviously turned against me.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“Oh damn. The hormones have just ramped up a notch.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I stuck to the line: that you needed space, that you were just really confused about a lot of things right now and that kind of stuff.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“Yeah, well, if it’s tits he’s after, I’ve got no hope.’ I glance down at my depressingly flat chest.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“I hope he chokes on his champagne.”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together

“When did you have your heart broken and become such a cynic?”
― Phoebe MacLeod, Never Ever Getting Back Together