F**king Under The Mistletoe Quotes
F**king Under The Mistletoe
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“Jazmine Sullivan blasted from my soundbar. My girl had rightfully earned her two Grammy’s for this Heaux Tales album.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Lamont was beyond handsome, but his ways made him ugly.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“In the six years we’d been doing whatever the hell this was we were doing, Lamont never put forth the effort to make me feel special or like he really wanted to be with me.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“No one told you to fuck me under the mistletoe, love. All I asked for was a kiss.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Mmm. A man who washes his hands before he touches the pussy. I love it,”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“washed my hands and dried them at her sink before reclaiming my spot.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“A man with manners and a healthy PH balance was the one for me.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Someone needed to come and pick me up off this floor. Not my actual body, but my soul. The bitch slipped out and down the couch as he spoke.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“You don’t think we’re rushing this? Like, do you have a girlfriend, a baby mama, some hoe who thinks she’s your girl? What? I hear you, and I want to see what this new Ty is all about, but you gotta give me something.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Good. Now, tell me how we can make this work before I tell you how this is going to work.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Hudson Bank: Tyshawn Bentley sent you $10,000 using Zelle® for I can’t wait to spoil you again”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“My girl had rightfully earned her two Grammy’s for this Heaux Tales album. Then, she had the nerve to spin the block and drop the deluxe on us.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“Little did I know, her pussy was going to knock me out. I was going to call her night-night from now on.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“I ain’t trying to stress you out, love. Just stretch you out. That may come with a bit of pressure, but that’s for your pussy to handle. Not your heart.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“So, I gave him pieces of me but kept just enough of myself to not go missing. I’d been there and done that before. Have you ever felt empty because you filled a nigga’s cup, and all he did was pour yours out? Yeah… that’s where I had been. It was a shitty place, and I vowed to never go back there. To never let a man, no matter how much I loved him, deplete me.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
“If it’s to see Aspen, that ain’t happening. I see you got some gifts with you. You’d be better off returning them to the store and getting a refund.”
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
― F**king Under The Mistletoe
