First Strike Quotes

“Have you ever watched Shark Week? There is always a show about a feeding frenzy, a group of vicious predators who smell blood in the water and go insane with hunger. Those sharks have never seen a dog and a cat tear into a bag of McDonald’s junk food. The cat was at a big disadvantage because as a carnivore, Mister Boots was only interested in the burgers, fish, chicken, and cheese, whereas Duke would eat everything, including parts of the cardboard boxes and wrappers. While the cat picked through the mess to find the items he wanted, Duke used the advanced and more efficient ‘vacuum cleaner’ technique of just inhaling anything he could get into his mouth, figuring his stomach would sort it out later.”
― Craig Alanson, First Strike