French Fancy Quotes

“He groans. “Your voice is very loud. Why did I not notice this before?” “You were blinded by my anus,” I say briskly.”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy

“Smell’s the worst if someone does a trump.”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy

“Ah, your mouth is mighty, and so is your spirit. Your body? I can do what I want with that.”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy

“I was nearly there.” He grins up at me, his eyes dancing. “Well, I wasn’t, mon beau. We have time to play, yes?”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy

“I say faintly. Conversation with Pip when he’s this sassy is like being sucked into a cyclone and then thrown into a field thirty miles away where a cow steps on your head.”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy

“Okay, your highness. I was absolutely shit scared of the Teletubbies.”
― Lily Morton, French Fancy