Love... And Sleepless Nights Quotes

“One woman, a petite Oriental girl, gives me a toothy grin. ‘Hello to you! I’m Lolly! This first time?’ she says in that clipped efficient manner Asians have when English isn’t their first language. ‘Yes,’ I reply. ‘Ah . . . good! Good!’ she turns to a white guy in his fifties standing next to her. ‘They like us two week ago Brian!’ ‘Looks like it,’ Brian replies. The dynamic between the two of them is fairly obvious. I have to wonder whether he paid for her up-front or on inspection of the goods at the airport. ‘Why”
― Nick Spalding, Love... And Sleepless Nights

“One failing of the human condition is that we always tend to pay more attention to the negative than the positive in dire situations like this,”
― Nick Spalding, Love... And Sleepless Nights

“and Rachel has found one of the dancing poles near the stage. I rather wish she hadn’t, as any minute now I’m likely to get a really good look at her vagina. To her, I’m sure she looks like a professional stripper, sexually arousing every man in the night club with her suggestive, energetic dance moves. To me (and anyone else not drinking) she looks like a mental patient trying to fuck a lamp post.”
― Nick Spalding, Love... And Sleepless Nights

“My friends are way past the legal limit now and are having no such problems. There they are: three otherwise sensible, professional ladies, whirling round on a sparkly dance floor like a trio of over-excited baboons with electrodes up their arses.”
― Nick Spalding, Love... And Sleepless Nights