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Fifty Shades of Beige (Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody) Fifty Shades of Beige by Reid Mockery
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“Many people have suspected me of being gay. I’m rich. I dress well. I have a fine knowledge of wine. Then, there is also the fact that I like to suck cock.”
― Reid Mockery, Fifty Shades of Beige
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“He’s an angry elf, I think to myself.”
― Reid Mockery, Fifty Shades of Beige
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