Smart Mouth Waitress Quotes

“Why is it so embarrassing to admit you like someone? It should be a compliment to them, and even if they don't like you back, they should at least commend you on your refined taste.”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“Why does finding out someone has pain in their life make you appreciate them more as a human being? Shouldn't we all assume everyone we meet has their own pain?”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“What are friends, anyways? You pick some people you have similar interests with, and you hang out and talk. You give each other pep talks and listen to each other's problems. I could replace most of Courtney's job duties as best friend with a book of inspirational slogans and a journal.”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“Why do people who already have so much get bitter about those who have a little more?”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force.”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“I had to sit right next to her and listen to the trash-compactor noises of her eating all the popcorn and slurping away at the Diet Coke like a horse at a water trough.”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress

“The thing about my smart mouth is I have zero control over it. Some people's words pass through a filter before they talk—you can see it on their faces as they rehearse their sentences quickly before speaking. While they're figuring out what to say, I've already said three things, two of them socially inappropriate.”
― Dalya Moon, Smart Mouth Waitress