The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You Quotes

“Stop being a pussy and go do something amazing.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Realize that time will never stop. NEVER. You will never be younger again. It's like being on a train with no stops that's always leading you father and farther from home... or closer to home, depending on how you look at it. You can never get off the train. You can never board a train going the opposite direction. If you missed a stop, tough shit. If there was this great thing even just two miles back that you decided not to do, you can't change your mind and go do it. That place is gone forever.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“There's a drinking game in Heaven, where angels do a shot every time humans invest 'for the long term.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Do yourself a favor, right now, and realize two things: 1. You will keep getting older, and then you will die. 2. Everything that's ever entered your experience has lasted and will continue to last for only a brief moment in the life of the universe. This is game time, champ. You're in. You're in, playing, right now, and the clock is ticking. So stop wondering what it all means and how you'll possibly ever do X and what people will think, and get on with your life already. Stop being a pussy and go do something amazing.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“even though the universe doesn't care enough to give you what you want, it doesn't care enough to stop you from having it, either. So embrace that anarchy, and take those things for yourself.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Nobody's going to give you the gift of awesome. Nobody's going to make you good, or great, or amazing, or epic. Nobody's going to make you an expert or an authority or a voice anyone should listen to. Nobody's going to level you up. If you want that next level, take it. Take it for yourself. Grab it. Become it. Claim it. Write a treatise. Create an event. Champion a cause. Build something great. Speak your mind. Make the call. Build the business. Author the book. Send the email. Do it. Do it.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Nobody's going to level you up. If you want that next level, take it. Take it for yourself. Grab it. Become it. Claim it. Write a treatise. Create an event. Champion a cause. Build something great. Speak your mind. Make the call. Build the business. Author the book. Send the email. Do it. Do it. If you fail, big deal. You might write something and nobody might read it. You might build it and nobody might come. You could fail and ruin your life. You could take a chance and end up looking really, really stupid. Boo-fucking-hoo. It doesn't matter.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“in the small amount of time you have to live, you can be whatever you want. It means that even though the universe doesn't care enough to give you what you want, it doesn't care enough to stop you from having it, either. So embrace that anarchy, and take those things for yourself. If you want to be awesome in this life, do awesome things.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“I don't know about you, but looking up into the sky on a clear night is enough to give me existential chills.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Be awesome. Do epic shit. Do it now. The clock is ticking.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“It means that even though the universe doesn't care enough to give you what you want, it doesn't care enough to stop you from having it, either.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“If you're worried about death and about your own end, don't. It's coming whether you like it or not. You will either arrive at the end of your life in style or you will arrive broken and beaten, but whichever way you choose, have no doubt that you WILL ARRIVE.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“it doesn't matter what you've done. What matters is what you do.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“In fact, it should matter to you more than it currently does. If you knew how small you are and how short a time you have to do what you can, you wouldn't waste time watching five fucking hours of TV a day. You wouldn't waste time doing a job you hate. You wouldn't waste the little time you have dealing with assholes, feeling sorry for yourself, or being timid about the things you'd really like to do.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Stop waiting for permission to be epic.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“doesn't matter to the universe, it should matter one hell of a lot to YOU. In fact, it should matter to you more than it currently does. If you knew how small you are and how short a time you have to do what you can, you wouldn't waste time watching five fucking hours of TV a day. You wouldn't waste time doing a job you hate. You wouldn't waste the little time you have dealing with assholes, feeling sorry for yourself, or being timid about the things you'd really like to do. I'm 35, and it dawned on me just recently that it's not at all long before I'll be forty. And forty is FUCKING OLD in the mind of a guy with the mentality and sense of humor of a teenager. I mean, hell, you can make an argument for 30 being young despite the fact that the MTV crowd says different, but forty-something is what your grandmother was. When I had this epiphany, a succession of uncomfortable and incredibly obvious realizations followed. If I can turn 40, I can turn 50. If I can turn 50, I can turn 60. Once, I was a kid and everyone else was old. The tables will turn. I'll be the guy that kids look at and see as old. Me. Fucking ME. Me, who was once out cruising on Friday nights, staying up until dawn. Me,”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Stop waiting for someone to give you what you want. The universe is too busy to care. It has worlds to create and galaxies to destroy. If you're worried about death and about your own end, don't. It's coming whether you like it or not. You will either arrive at the end of your life in style or you will arrive broken and beaten, but whichever way you choose, have no doubt that you WILL ARRIVE. There is only now. If you have power, it's now. If you can change anything, you have to do it now. If you want to be or to have that next great thing, be it. Have it. Take it. Own it. Do it. Become it. Be awesome. Do epic shit. Do it now. The clock is ticking.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Nobody's out to get that beetle... but nobody's watching where they're stepping, either.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“You are here now. Eventually, you will be gone. You have but a nanosecond on the universal clock to do whatever it is you're going to do. When that time is gone, it's gone. Forever. That means that although what you do doesn't matter to the universe, it should matter one hell of a lot to YOU.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“You'd think we're never going to die, the way we cower and second-guess and fret over each little action. We act like what we do today will forever alter the flow of creation, of time, of space. Every move is vital. Each little event could upset the delicate balance. Everything is of paramount importance.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“It means that even though the universe doesn't care enough to give you what you want, it doesn't care enough to stop you from having it, either. So embrace that anarchy, and take those things for yourself.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“We act like what we do today will forever alter the flow of creation, of time, of space.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“If you, yourself, only last for a nanosecond, you might expand your influence to a millisecond. And that's something. Honest, it is.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“first impressions last forever.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“your shit needs to be more epic. level it up broseph”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“Most people think that they need to be tapped on the shoulder by the Epic Fairy if they ever hope to be epic, or if they're ever going to have the audacity to do something truly epic. But it's not true. Want to be epic? Just do epic shit. There's nothing else to it.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“I'm 35, and it dawned on me just recently that it's not at all long before I'll be forty. And forty is FUCKING OLD in the mind of a guy with the mentality and sense of humor of a teenager.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“If you knew how small you are and how short a time you have to do what you can, you wouldn't waste time watching five fucking hours of TV a day.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“If you knew how small you are and how short a time you have to do what you can, you wouldn't waste time watching five fucking hours of TV a day. You wouldn't waste time doing a job you hate. You wouldn't waste the little time you have dealing with assholes, feeling sorry for yourself, or being timid about the things you'd really like to do.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You

“If you want to be or to have that next great thing, be it. Have it. Take it. Own it. Do it. Become it.”
― Johnny B. Truant, The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You