Handbook for Dragon Slayers Quotes

“Ignorance does not make the wrong choice into the right one.”
― Merrie Haskell, Handbook for Dragon Slayers

“I didn’t hear any of that,” he said. “You didn’t?” “Nope. Chivalry occasionally causes deafness.”
― Merrie Haskell, Handbook for Dragon Slayers

“Birds have a powerful sense of home.”
― Merrie Haskell, Handbook for Dragon Slayers

“Why did being a princess always come down to taxes and cows?”
― Merrie Haskell, Handbook for Dragon Slayers

“Prologue WHOSOEVER STEALS THIS BOOK
shall BURN in the
Fiery Conflagration of a
Dragon’s Breath
and will also
Lose Their Nose
to
Putrefaction.
It is advised, therefore,
that you take your
nose home intact,
and leave this HANDBOOK
for the study of proper”
― Merrie Haskell, Handbook for Dragon Slayers