Banned From the Tomb Quotes

“It never ceased to amaze me how disinterested half the knights were in our own history, in taking advantage of the extraordinary gifts we’d been handed the night we were tapped into Rose & Grave. To them, it was just another privilege they’d been born into, like admission to Eli or their Long Island mansions. Did they have any idea how much more it was to…other people?”
― Diana Peterfreund, Banned From the Tomb

“Do you know what you need?” Malcolm was saying now.
To get laid, I thought.
“To get laid,” Malcolm said.
Shocker.”
― Diana Peterfreund, Banned From the Tomb

“He hesitated. “Nothing, man. What are you doing right now?”
I looked down. “Petting my snake.”
Malcolm laughed. “With anyone else, that would be a metaphor. Good thing I can always count on you.”
― Diana Peterfreund, Banned From the Tomb