Suitcase Pimp Quotes

“Once a girl has been paid for sex, it can prove exceedingly difficult to break the habit.”
― Loren Niva, Suitcase Pimp

“Face it - the two of you built your private prison from routine. Your life is lived by rote. So... You shake things up a little. You charm each other anew. You enter into adventurous sexual pacts. You enact grand campaigns of wish fulfillment. You compromise and you demand. You're looking for one last taste of something you felt in the halcyon days of your early courtship. You'll do anything for another hit... To relieve that delicious sensation of not knowing what comes next.
So you forge onward, striding towards a horizon riddled with new and enticing options. Thousands of them... Diversion enough to fuel the flames of your union for the duration...
And once these have been exhausted, you go to Vegas.”
― Loren Niva, Suitcase Pimp

“My cock just hung there at half-stock and she took me in, silent, stone-faced. Her mouth formed a perfect 'O'. And then it formed a perfectly cruel sneer.
"Holy shit... What the fuck is that noise? Buddy, you got a horrible dick. It's tiny and it's weird and it's warped. Has anyone ever told you that?"
Not in so many words.”
― Loren Niva, Suitcase Pimp

“I marveled at the circumstances that had brought me to this moment. Was I really anything like these people? Did we share any of the same dreams, goals or aspirations? I mean, just how bad did I want to get laid?”
― Loren Niva, Suitcase Pimp

“It started out organically enough.
We'd been married for a year and a half. We'd reached the halfway point - we had just over a year and a half to go, but of course I couldn't know that at the time. The wife, though - Anya - she may have had an inkling, some sort of feminine premonition.”
― Loren Niva, Suitcase Pimp