One Pissed Off Shark Quotes

“The shark?! Where are we gonna find the damn shark? You two act like sharks are just out here to eat us, and you know nothing about them. You're so far off, it's getting to be ridiculous. I mean, it's astonishing how out of your minds the two of you are. You think they desire human flesh. Ha! It's crazy. It's not real. It's fucking stupid! Laughable, even. For the last damn time: SHARKS DON'T HUNT US!”
― Zack Scott, One Pissed Off Shark

“This was his last shot at a new life, his final battle against a man-eating beast.”
― Zack Scott, One Pissed Off Shark