Weird Al Quotes

“If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they put a koala on the moon?”
― Nathan Rabin, Weird Al: The Book

“The Special Edition DVD of The King’s Speech should have a blooper reel—it’d just be a bunch of takes of Colin Firth enunciating his lines perfectly.”
― Nathan Rabin, Weird Al: The Book

“Pheonix, Arizona,”
― Nathan Rabin, Weird Al: The Book

“As a wise man once said (or probably should have), “If you’re going to hire somebody to write a book about you, it’s always a good idea to choose somebody who doesn’t think you suck.”
― Nathan Rabin, Weird Al: The Book