Wizardry on Caffeine Quotes

“Humans like those stories because in the real world the underdog loses.
- Gastion”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Free vacation sponsored by the forces of evil. Nice.
- Blake”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Aki: You're quite a proactive slacker.
Blake: I try my best to avoid trying.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Temujin: I want to hate you, yet you don't seem overwhelmed by evil.
Blake: Maybe I kick puppies in my spare time.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Keisha: They said there wasn't any resistance - how did you beat Risa?
Aki: Friendship, the heart of the cards, teamwork, and lots and lots of fire.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Horrible abominations might be unpleasant, but at least they didn't have fanboys.
- Aki”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Aki: Oh, crap, he's actually out this time. If he asks, say he hit his head falling down.
Keisha: He'll forgive you. Right now I think I'm willing to forgive anything.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Aki: You're going to kill yourself eating those. Or do vampires not have to worry about clogged arteries?
Edgar: We do, but I'm young and therefore invincible.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“That doesn't help me unless they give credits for extracurricular punching.
Aki”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine