Stupid Ancient History (Volume 14) Quotes

“Make sure that your election campaign is one long parade, magnificent and splendid, appealing to popular taste, presenting a grand and dignified spectacle. If at all possible, you should also arrange for some scandal to be stirred up against your competitors, involving either criminal behavior of sex or bribery, depending on their character.”
― Leland Gregory, Stupid Ancient History (Stupid History Book 14)

“1824: “Let everyone in love come and see. I want to break Venus’s ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’s loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?”
― Leland Gregory, Stupid Ancient History (Stupid History Book 14)