Not Taco Bell Material Quotes

“Being a depressed hippie is a lose-lose. It would be like if a rice cake had the caloric content of a MoonPie.”
― Adam Carolla, Not Taco Bell Material

“If you want to know where someone is at physically, mentally, financially, and spiritually, look at where they’re living.”
― Adam Carolla, Not Taco Bell Material

“I’m just a normal guy with some good solid common sense who has zero tolerance for those with zero intelligence.”
― Adam Carolla, Not Taco Bell Material