Attack of the Fairytale Zombies! Quotes

“I think she’s a PMS zombie,” Wolf snickered. “Don’t worry, dude,” he added, “this curse will only last five to seven days.”
― P.J. Jones, Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!

“I’m worried about Grandma,” Wolf whined. “When did you last see her?” “I’ve been hunkering down at her house since I left Drag’s den.” Wolf flashed a toothy grin. “Turns out she’s one of those end-of-the-world crazed rednecks and she’s got a whole cellar of weed, freeze-dried meals and bottled water.”
― P.J. Jones, Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!

“I know you’re only after sex.” She glared up at him. “That’s not true.” Barth vehemently shook his head. “I want to spoon with you afterwards, too.”
― P.J. Jones, Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!

“When Barth looked into the witch’s wide, violet eyes, he thought his heart would melt. Except, not all the way, because then his heart wouldn’t be able to pump blood, and he’d die. It melted just enough so the reader gets that Barth was instantly in love.”
― P.J. Jones, Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!

“Just then the king’s royal ass kisser made his presence known by clearing his throat very loudly.”
― P.J. Jones, Attack of the Fairytale Zombies!