Basic Training Quotes

“Guns and women can make an atom bombing look like an ice cream social.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Basic Training

“and what sunshine are you going to bring into our lives today? Shall we poison the well or burn the house down?”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Basic Training

“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces, but Heaven only knows where they were when He divided up the gratitude.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Basic Training