A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices Quotes

“Make ourselves attractive to students?" said the Archchancellor. "Mr Stibbons, the whole idea of a university is that it should be hard to get into.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices

“What is a university for if it isn't to tell you that everything you think you know is wrong?”
― Terry Pratchett, A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices

“Bring 'em in stupid, send them away clever, that's the UU way!”
― Terry Pratchett, A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices

“But do we teach? As such?" "Of course, if no alternative presents itself," said the Dean. "We show 'em where the library is, give 'em a few chats and graduate the survivors.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices