Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All Quotes

“Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“Well, it’s not MY fault you’re such an AIRHEAD that if you open your mouth I can hear the ocean!” I shot back.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“DAD, MAX THE ROACH, AND OUR RAGGEDY OLD VAN WERE BACK WHERE THEY BELONGED!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“Mr. Biz! The shrewd and savage business shark,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“about but a business deal?” “I—I don’t have the slightest idea!” I stammered. That’s when I looked deep into my father’s eyes and desperately pleaded with him: “DAD! PLEASE! DON’T GO TO THAT MEETING!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“Well, today is your lucky day because I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You’re about to experience firsthand how the real world of journalism operates.” We all leaned forward in our seats, straining to hear the pearls of wisdom Zimmerman was about to bestow upon us. “Listen carefully, boys and girls, because I’m only going to say this once . . . . ”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“I decided to channel my inner “smart reporter” so I would feel more confident. A pencil behind the ear for emergency notes and flair? Check. Shimmery Savvy Girl lip gloss? Check. Spearmint-fresh breath for interviews? Check. Notepad for capturing my brilliant thoughts (and awesome doodles)? Check. Intellectual-looking and slightly uncomfortable pumps? Check. I was trying my hardest to be a sassy, journalistic girl genius and NOT the slightly illiterate writer I felt like inside.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“ME, GETTING SUPEREMOTIONAL DURING OUR DEEP KNEE BENDS”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“The BAD news is that I know nothing whatsoever about writing for a school newspaper. Except for maybe THREE things: 1. It has writing, and I’m seriously addicted to writing in my diary. 2. It has comic strips and cartoons, and I’m seriously addicted to drawing. 3. It has my crush, Brandon, and I’m seriously addicted to him.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“I barely got any sleep last night. I just lay there, wide awake, trying to figure out how to stop MacKenzie.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“Hey, we were vandals, but we WEREN’T litterbugs!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“kiddo!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“stuff.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“Moneybags”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“HOME!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“toilet-papered your house!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“Then she slammed her locker shut and sashayed away. I just HATE it when MacKenzie sashays.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“MY fault if those snobby little drama queens RUINED”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“property, MacKenzie.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“the Great Toilet Paper Caper.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“lonely”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“was basically a middle school mafioso”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork

“They say “Life is like a box of chocolates.” But my box is full of the yucky, gooey, smushed, cherry ones!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“went”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“come out of one nostril”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“And as usual, Violet brought her fab music collection and rocked the house.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“personally think we should consider taking legal action or something.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

“I’m warning you, Maxwell. Just back off!! Or you’ll be sorry. You don’t belong at this school anyway.” When MacKenzie said those words, a cold chill ran down my spine. But she was absolutely right! I DIDN’T belong at her school.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All