A Fairy's Guide to Disaster Quotes

“I dropped back onto Dad’s stool with my mouth open. Gerald Whipplethorn? I wanted to babysit, but Gerald wasn’t worth it. The kid annoyed me like an itchy scab you couldn’t pick off. He was the worst. The absolute worst. I”
― A.W. Hartoin, A Fairy's Guide to Disaster

“But no one offered answers to questions I never thought to ask.”
― A.W. Hartoin, A Fairy's Guide to Disaster