SEAL Team 666 Quotes

“The fact is that Superman should be fat. He should be a lard-assed superhero with flabby arms, a beer gut, and soft muscles.
...when Superman bench-presses a Cadillac, he doesn't even break a sweat. It's like picking up a bag of feathers. Would Batman be buff if he bench-pressed feathers? Because that's essentially what Superman does every day.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

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― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

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― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“There are three kinds of death in this world: those that we see coming and gladly embrace if it promotes the mission and/or saves lives; those we don’t see coming but know that our actions are inventing the possibility; and finally, those that are an absolute surprise. The measure of a man is in how he travels the path towards the inevitability of any one of those deaths. Because death is certain.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“I get them ready. You take them out. You bring them back. Just tell me, SEAL, is it mission complete?” Holmes swallowed hard as he nodded. “They all came home,” he said, voice cracking. “Good. Then I’ll keep sending you more.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“Homunculus,” Laws repeated. “An artificially created life, usually through alchemy.” “Fucker won’t stand still,” Ruiz drawled, trying to aim toward it. “Also from the Greek, anthroparianism,” Laws continued. “The creation of a golem-like being with its own sense of will.” “What does that mean?” Walker asked. Holmes said, “It means we have a small humanoid monster of immense power whose primary ability is to remain unnoticed.” Laws nodded. “That’s what I said.” “Except the boss said it in English,” Fratty noted.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“This, my new friend and teammate, is the finest and baddest supernatural unconventional-warfare special-mission unit in the United States government inventory.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666