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騎士每日例行任務 Quotes
騎士每日例行任務
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騎士每日例行任務 Quotes
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“Child, now I will teach you how to wave at a crowd.”
“Teacher, do I really need to learn something like waving ?”
“Child, using your normal speed of waving, if you wave continuously for one minute, how many times will you wave in total ?”
One minute later...
“Teacher, I waved eighty-eight times.”
“Then, the last time I went on a parade with the king, how much time did it take ?”
“About three hours.”
“Now, child, let’s do some math ! If you waved eighty-eight times in one minute, after waving for three hours, how many times will you wave in total ?”
“Fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times.”
“Child, now let me ask you a health education question : if you wave continuously for fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times, what will your hand look like ?”
“...I don’t know.”
“That is why, child, you are now learning how to use one thousand waves to handle one parade. Or do you want to wave a full fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times during all of your parades in the future ?”
“Teacher ! Please, you must teach me how to wave !”
― 騎士每日例行任務
“Teacher, do I really need to learn something like waving ?”
“Child, using your normal speed of waving, if you wave continuously for one minute, how many times will you wave in total ?”
One minute later...
“Teacher, I waved eighty-eight times.”
“Then, the last time I went on a parade with the king, how much time did it take ?”
“About three hours.”
“Now, child, let’s do some math ! If you waved eighty-eight times in one minute, after waving for three hours, how many times will you wave in total ?”
“Fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times.”
“Child, now let me ask you a health education question : if you wave continuously for fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times, what will your hand look like ?”
“...I don’t know.”
“That is why, child, you are now learning how to use one thousand waves to handle one parade. Or do you want to wave a full fifteen thousand eight hundred and forty times during all of your parades in the future ?”
“Teacher ! Please, you must teach me how to wave !”
― 騎士每日例行任務
“Roland had the distinctive blazing eyes of a death knight, but he was no ordinary death knight. A tattoo of black fire burned on his pale-colored corpse. A set of dragon wings with razor-sharp claws sprouted from his back and a thick aura of darkness permeated the air around him.
He is a creature specifically mentioned by the Textbook of Undead Creatures that must in no circumstances be created. He can summon an entire legion of undead and is considered to be the strongest amongst undead creatures — a Death Lord. He... He was at this moment wearing a pink apron, squatting on the ground, and scrubbing the floor with a cleaning rag.”
― 騎士每日例行任務
He is a creature specifically mentioned by the Textbook of Undead Creatures that must in no circumstances be created. He can summon an entire legion of undead and is considered to be the strongest amongst undead creatures — a Death Lord. He... He was at this moment wearing a pink apron, squatting on the ground, and scrubbing the floor with a cleaning rag.”
― 騎士每日例行任務
“While I was contemplating what to do, Storm’s voice came from behind me. “Sun, could you come and chat with me for a while ?”
“Brother Storm, would you like to talk about the God of Light’s benevolence or the God of Light’s devotion ?”
Of course I would ! I was actually trying to find someone, anyone, to talk to so that I could pass some time not waving, so that my subsequent waving speed could be increased slightly. However, I never thought that Storm would actually initiate a conversation with me.
But Storm initiating a conversation with me is a strange thing ; he always says that talking to me for one minute is about as exhausting as winking one hundred times. We only need to talk for ten minutes for him to have an especially good night’s sleep that night, because he would be way too tired.
“We don’t need to look for a topic, its fine to just talk about anything ; I just want to pretend to be talking.” After Storm’s hurried explanation, he saw my doubtful expression and added, “You know, there are hundreds of women on this street right now, and this march will pass by more than ten streets. If I have to wink at every single woman, then at the end of this march, even if I don’t go blind, I will still suffer a horrible fate. So, my teacher taught me the technique of handling this march with only one thousand winks !”
“...” Why does this sentence sound so familiar ?”
― 騎士每日例行任務
“Brother Storm, would you like to talk about the God of Light’s benevolence or the God of Light’s devotion ?”
Of course I would ! I was actually trying to find someone, anyone, to talk to so that I could pass some time not waving, so that my subsequent waving speed could be increased slightly. However, I never thought that Storm would actually initiate a conversation with me.
But Storm initiating a conversation with me is a strange thing ; he always says that talking to me for one minute is about as exhausting as winking one hundred times. We only need to talk for ten minutes for him to have an especially good night’s sleep that night, because he would be way too tired.
“We don’t need to look for a topic, its fine to just talk about anything ; I just want to pretend to be talking.” After Storm’s hurried explanation, he saw my doubtful expression and added, “You know, there are hundreds of women on this street right now, and this march will pass by more than ten streets. If I have to wink at every single woman, then at the end of this march, even if I don’t go blind, I will still suffer a horrible fate. So, my teacher taught me the technique of handling this march with only one thousand winks !”
“...” Why does this sentence sound so familiar ?”
― 騎士每日例行任務
