Sleeping Late on Judgement Day Quotes

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“What, you don’t have a sofa gun? I thought everyone did.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“Every time you open your mouth,” Clarence said, “you just seem older and weirder.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“It’s a lot harder being smart than it is being stupid.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“I guess you don’t want to leave copies of Genocide Illustrated out for the UPS guy to see.)”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“I like people, see, I really do. I just don’t like them much close up.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late on Judgement Day

“Kind of like I suspect things are at night in the It’s A Small World ride, when all the little figures come to life and whisper about how they’d like to torture and murder all those screaming children and grinning grown-ups in the boats.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“I’m pretty much a cat that way. Scratch my stomach, and I’ll purr at you, but I’ll want to gut you with my claws even more than if you’d ignored me.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day

“We were already fucked so many ways they could have dedicated an entire revision of the Kama Sutra just to us.”
― Tad Williams, Sleeping Late On Judgement Day