Diary of a Teenage Superhero Quotes

“Killing a teenager would be no big deal at all.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“Peachy,”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“Someone blew up my ice cream.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“I give her a slight smile and she nods slightly. I’m not sure what to say to her. We’ve been through a lot together in a short time, but I barely know her. I consider trying to act cool, but end up with dorky instead. I hold out a hand. “Hi. I’m Axel.” She looks at me as if I’m slightly mad. Maybe I am. “Uh, yeah, I’m Ebony.” She seems stuck for words. “We’ve already met. Did you hit your head or -.” “No, I’m just kidding around.” Well, that exchange has worked just fine. Now she thinks I’m a crazy person. Yep, I’m a real ladies man. No doubt about that. I’m beginning to suspect I had as little success in my pre-hero life as I do now.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“Where would I go?” That’s a good question. It’s a big, bad wide world out there and particularly tough for someone with no family, no friends and no visible means of support. Hell, where would any of us go? Suddenly I notice a mark on the back of Ebony’s hand. It’s a burn. “What happened to your hand?” I examine it. “Was that from the blast?” She nods. “It’s okay.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“You’ll get used to it,” I say. “She’s like Bruce Lee. Only better. And faster. And prettier.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“Damn.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“If looks could kill,”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“9/11”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“committed genocide”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“This type of food won’t sustain you long term, but it’s perfect when recovering from bullet wounds and sadistic maniacs.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“A lot of people probably deserve to die,” I tell Chad. “But that’s not our call.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“Jellyfish have no heart or brain.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero

“I think Hitler had similar ideas and see what a loser he was.”
― Darrell Pitt, Diary of a Teenage Superhero