Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood Quotes

“thought. Suddenly the girl stopped. To his surprise, she said, “I feel someone watching me! Come out, whoever you are, and help me carry this basket. There’s so much food in it that I can barely lift it.” “Food!” thought L. B. “Dad was right!” Licking his chops, L. B. stepped out of the bushes behind the girl. “Did you say your basket is too heavy, little girl?” he asked. The little girl reached into her hood and pulled out a spray can. She wheeled around and pointed it at L. B.’s drooling muzzle. “Freeze, Buster!” she cried. “One move and you’re history!” L. B. froze until he read the label on the can. Then his long snout stretched into a wolfy grin. “Oh please, little girl, don’t squirt me with cheese spread! I’ll have to spend all morning licking it off my fur.” The little girl lowered the can in disgust. “Well, it was either that or bop you over the head with a pepperoni. I’m too young to carry weapons.” “You don’t need weapons with me. What’s your name?” “Everyone calls me Red Riding Hood, so you might as well, too. My mother got a deal on a bolt of red cloth, and she makes all my clothes from it. I talked her into adding”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“fabric”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“Son,” he’d said to Little Bad Wolf, “this road is just what we need. People always have plenty of food, and now they’ll be bringing it right into the forest. Why, tricking them out of food is easier than catching a three-legged rabbit. I’ll be back tonight with enough food to last us a week!” But”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“room.”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“snout”
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“crunching.”
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“anybody”
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“squirt”
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“The Girls to the Rescue Series Edited by Bruce Lansky”
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“den this morning.” “Old people! Just because their generation can’t be trusted, they want us to be suspicious of everyone.”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“were Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and most other fairy tale “heroines” beautiful but helpless? Why did they always have to be rescued by”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“Why would the wolf in “Little Red Riding Hood” eat a sickly, old grandmother? Wouldn’t it have been a lot easier (and a lot tastier) to eat Little Red Riding Hood and the contents of her picnic basket when he met her in the woods.”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“kill an innocent child”
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“Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty,”
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“Little Red Riding Hood” eat a sickly,”
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“No way! He said, ‘We’ve all got problems, Kid,’ and disappeared into the forest.”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“And when she turned the lights out, I would wonder: Why did the prince in “The Princess and the Pea” marry a princess who complained, obnoxiously,”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“was”
― Timothy Tocher, Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood

“alongside”
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