Special Offers Quotes

“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I could get.”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers

“Ah yes, overwhelming guilt, the reward for being a good person. My mother would be so proud.”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers

“You’ve accepted that you are essentially possessed by a supernatural being who trapped himself in your Kindle, to avoid destruction by a sociopathic outlaw, but you are questioning if the processes is technically feasible?”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers

“like many things in life, you never realize at the time that one decision can alter everything.”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers

“There’s something very disconcerting about waking up before the sun comes up. Seriously, if God had wanted us to get up when it was still dark out, he wouldn’t have given us eyelids.”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers

“Sebastian’s hands and, whatever you”
― M.L. Ryan, Special Offers