Teenage Rewrite Quotes

“Change is ok, I guess. In small, infrequent, and easily chewable doses.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“I am who I am. There’s no changing that. No taking it away.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“I’ve had that look before. In fact, this is a perpetual look of mine: the telltale 'I don’t know if I really want to be here anymore' look.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“Oh, you thought you might eventually move out and go to college and possibly live your own life how you want it to be? Too bad! Nobody wants you, cause you suck and you’re dumb and you suck!”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“Hey! Great volley. I think you’re really cute by the way and I’d like to have sex sometime.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“I’m not just overwhelmed; I’m completely boned. Like royally boned.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite

“I like to consider myself to be an average individual. Of course, there’s probably a certain subset of the population that would disagree with this, but they can just go fuck themselves.”
― Brandon Williams, Teenage Rewrite