Hancock's Half Hour Quotes

“Hancock: I was talking about Olive, my sweetheart.
Sid : And a load of old rubbish it was too.
Hancock: Oh well of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand. How could a man like you hope to understand the sensitive world of two children who discover the wonders of innocent love for the first time.
Sid: 'Innocent love'. If I'd been your old man I'd have given you a thump round the earhole and kicked you up to bed.
Hancock: I don't think I've such a crude man in my life.”
― Ray Galton & Alan Simpson, Hancock's Half Hour

“Aha! Mine all mine. My life savings. Look at all that snow there. Very comforting. I've got enough here to buy everything I want in the world, but I'm not going to because I'd sooner have the money.”
― Ray Galton & Alan Simpson, Hancock's Half Hour

“My old grandmother used to swear by Dr McConnell's Lung Syrup. She drank a bottle a day for the whole of her adult life. She couldn't give it up in the end. It's got morphine in it, you see.”
― Ray Galton & Alan Simpson, Hancock's Half Hour

“The condition of my feet in those days was quite different from what they are today. Chasing the Hun across Europe, that's what flattened these, mate.”
― Ray Galton & Alan Simpson, Hancock's Half Hour