I'm So Glad You Told Me What I Didn't Wanna Hear Quotes

“Clinical depression: The print your behind makes on the doctor’s examination table. Derange: Kitchen appliance. Usually sits right next to de fridge. Bonding: What chewing gum does between your shoe and the pavement. Repressing: What you’ll be doing to your pants after a thirteen-hour car trip. Healing process: Teaching your dog to walk beside you.2”
― Barbara Johnson, I'm So Glad You Told Me What I Didn't Wanna Hear

“Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges. But eventually you find a hairstylist you like!15”
― Barbara Johnson, I'm So Glad You Told Me What I Didn't Wanna Hear