Junie B., First Grader Quotes

“Okay, here is the problem,” I said. “Assignment means schoolwork, and Hawaii means vacation. And children do not actually like to mix those two items.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!

“How many minutes is shortly?” I asked. “Is it one minute or eight minutes or eleven minutes? On account of if it's one minute, I can wait, probably. But eleven minutes would be out of the question.” Mr. Scary walked back to my desk. And he sat me in my chair. I glanced up at him. “All I'm looking for is a rough estimate,” I said.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!

“form landmasses,” he explained. “As a matter of fact, there are still”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!

“And…”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!

“annoyed.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!