Junie B. Jones's First Boxed Set Ever! Quotes

“Says my brother, that’s who. And he’s in third grade. And he says teachers have to keep their house a secret. Or else kids might go there and throw rotten tomatoes.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“After that I behaved myself very good. I sat up real straight. And I did all my work. Work is when you use your brain and a pencil.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Cause punishment takes the friendly right out of you.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“said. “I love this thing,”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“went to the main office. That’s where the boss of the school lives. His name is Principal. Principal is a baldy. He talked to us. Then Lucille raised her hand. “My brother said that last year he had to come down here. And you yelled at him. And now he’s not allowed to beat up kids at recess anymore.” Principal kind of laughed. Then he held the door for us to leave. After that, we walked to the water fountain. And Mrs. let us get a drink. I didn’t get a long one, though. ’Cause kids kept tapping on me. “Hurry up, girl,” they said. “Yeah, only guess what? That’s not even my name,” I told them. “Her name is Junie Bumblebee,” said Lucille. Then she laughed. But I didn’t think it was a very funny joke.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“though.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Miller came”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Grandma!”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“cereal”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“It”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Why so quiet tonight, Junie B.?” said Grandma Miller at the table. “Cat got your tongue?”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“That’s when a very terrible thing happened. And it’s called—Mrs. and the strange man did a big smoochie kiss! And it was in front of the whole entire everybody! I covered my eyes. That’s ’cause I was shamed of her, of course. On account of teachers shouldn’t do that smoochie thing!”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Sickish”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“You’re not welcome, I said inside my head. Then I smiled to just myself. ’Cause Mother can’t even hear me in there.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“A ’pology is the words I’m sorry.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Your teacher is not a secret mystery guy, Junie B.,”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“toots,”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“I can beat that boy up, I think.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“DUMB”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“the bathroom was the boy I can beat up.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Jones.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“That’s where”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Because maybe the surprise was hiding down there with a red ribbon on top of it.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“laughed.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!