BadAss Zombie Road Trip Quotes

“He can’t be alive,” Candy said. “It’s not natural.” “He isn’t alive,” Jonah said. “He’s dead.” “He’s undead,” Satan added. “He’s walking around,” Candy argued. “He can’t be dead.” “He’s dead,” Jonah said again. “He’s undead,” Satan repeated. “He’s right here!” Dale shouted.”
― Tonia Brown, BadAss Zombie Road Trip

“Give a man fire, and how does he pay you back? He burns down your fucking house.”
― Tonia Brown, BadAss Zombie Road Trip