Threesome Quotes

“You may recall a Jules Feiffer cartoon—you may recall a hundred”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“while all of this was going on, a man’s face, a slight caricature of the artist as a young voyeur, loomed in a window over the bed and leered down at the two girls. The caption read, “What do they know about love uptown?” That’s an old and not very funny joke, and if you don’t already know it you’re not going to read it here, because it’s a bore. But it does fit the circumstances well enough.”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“You see one, you’ve seen ’em both. And here I was, Munro Leaf’s watchbird. Here is a watchbird watching two lesbians. Here is a watchbird watching YOU.”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“Bitter cups of coffee, my life and my trip measured out like Prufrock’s in coffee spoons, clothes sweaty, smelly, bra strap digging into flesh, eyes reddened, gritty as if circled with sand, sour taste in mouth, intermittent heartburn”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“Not like a state trooper. Oh, you’re a delight. No, it doesn’t matter, forget it. Hey, let’s go upstairs.” “You’re not kidding.” “Put your hand here and you’ll see if I’m kidding.” “Well, what do you know about that? It’s got a great big cock on it.” “Christ!”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“No, liebchen, not if it’s too painful for you to talk about it.” “Devious sheenie bastard.” “Devious, yes. Sheenie, yes. Bastard, no. What did you used to do in bed?”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“Like fine porcelain teacups. I shall sip tea from them. How nice you taste.” “Oh, my God!” “Ha, look what I found. A pwetty wittow pussy cat! Such a nice little pussy and it’s all wet. It must like this.” “Oh, God, it does.” “I’m wet too, Priss. Touch me. Oh, yes, Christ, yes, touch me forever. Oh, don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t stop. Oh!” And, after a moment, “Who would have believed it? It happened so quickly. I’ve never had anything like that feeling, the most powerful orgasm”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome

“But there is supposed to be sex in this book, isn’t there? I suppose I could write a chapter without having anybody do anything to anybody, just talking and thinking, but it seems a bad idea for the very first chapter of the book. The reader might get discouraged. It seems, oh, very egoish to feel that total strangers will be that interested in what one says or thinks, but everybody”
― Lawrence Block, Threesome