Clueless Puckboy Quotes

“Asher Dalton is a pastel crayon. Pretty, but not very bright.”
― Eden Finley, Clueless Puckboy

“Anton grabs Ezra’s waist and pulls him into his lap, and whatever he says into Ezra’s ear has the man melting. Dear fucking god, the evil that must exist in one person to be able to control Ezra fucking Palaszczuk.”
― Eden Finley, Clueless Puckboy

“You don’t just ‘hang out’ alone with the guy you’re into. It doesn’t happen.”
― Eden Finley, Clueless Puckboy

“You don’t need to wine and dine me to sixty-nine me.”
― Eden Finley, Clueless Puckboy

“Can’t go around emasculating the giant men with knife shoes and no teeth.”
― Eden Finley, Clueless Puckboy