Mimi Attacks Quotes

“Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?”
― Hayden Thorne, Mimi Attacks

“I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if you need a psychological punching bag. I'll even give you a discount.”
― Hayden Thorne, Mimi Attacks

“I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.”
― Hayden Thorne, Mimi Attacks