Memoirs of a Mangy Lover Quotes

“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”
― Groucho Marx, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover

“With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.”
― Groucho Marx, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover

“Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.”
― Groucho Marx, Memoirs of a Mangy Lover

“Until I was four I couldn't tell the difference between the sexes. I was going to say "the two sexes," but today there are so many variations that if one says "the two sexes" your friends are apt to regard you as a withered anachronism and wonder what rock you've been residing under for the past three decades.”
― Groucho Marx, Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover