Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall Quotes

“I'm going to tell you a secret. Our lives are shaped by the future, not by the past. Once you decide how you want your life to be, all you need to do is live into that future.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“I bet if you go through the rest of your life telling yourself, "I'm sparkling," you'll have a whole different energy and experience.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“Be honest, but don’t hurt anyone’s feelings be independent, but not a loner be smart, but not a nerd be sexy, but not a slut be skinny, but don’t barf up your burger be funny, but not to hide some other deficiency.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“Me – accused of being too nice. It boggles the mind.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“And why is an orange the only fruit that has to share its name with its color? A banana isn’t called yellow. It’s not fair. If I were an orange, I would complain.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“If this is the ride of my life, I want a refund.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“Be honest, but don’t hurt anyone’s feelings be independent, but not a loner be smart, but not a nerd be sexy, but not a slut be skinny, but don’t barf up your burger be funny, but not to hide some other deficiency. How the heck is a girl supposed to “be” anything?”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall

“The Flasher of ’04.”
― Wendy Mass, Heaven Looks a Lot Like the Mall